Figure 2

Let’s Talk Panties!

The subject of panties seems to quickly come up in every fashion conversation of late. Who’s wearing ‘em, and if they are, where did they find a pair that fits? LOL or not LOL? A lady should not have to live life without panties. (Everyone shouts RIGHT!) Who among you have a panty wardrobe? How many even own one pair that fits and is comfortable and covers your lady parts sufficiently? (No need to answer. We already know.)

I must say that finding, fitting, designing, and every other phase of building a panty wardrobe for our population has indeed been rocket science: Real mind-boggling research from every angle.

Recently I was on a CLFF personal shopping mission for a couple of our Classy Clients and I came upon a package of children’s size 8 cotton panties that looked (to me) like they would fit either/both Jane and Jess. When I showed them to the ladies, they both quickly said, those are way too big! I’m lookin’ at them, and lookin’ at the panties and thinking – Too big? I’m not sure the back side is actually big enough. Why do you think they are so big? Hummmmm. Further discussion revealed that they were only focused on the size of the leg holes, which would leave their lady parts uncovered. Oh, I see.

So, I took the panties back home, with full intentions of returning them to the store. But, as things twisted and turned, I sat down one night to build panties from various fabrics and a child’s swimsuit pattern. That led me to YouTube to learn more about effectively sewing elastic onto lingerie. In my journey through “how to make your own panties” videos, I realized that my pattern only had two pieces: front and back of panty. The grown up patterns have a third piece: crotch. Children aren’t thick enough to require an elongated crotch piece. That realization, Ladies, was a true gift from the panty gods! That is research we can use.

So, I rummaged through my stacks of stuff and found the Calvin panties and began to measure and assess them relative to the ones I had sewn from the children’s pattern. The numbers supported my theory. All that was left to do was alter the purchased size 8 stretch cotton panties and then try them on Jane. It was simple, if you are familiar with a sewing machine and understand a little about working with stretch materials. I have not altered any lace or non-stretch panties because by the time I “got it” I had already produced a full wardrobe of panties. But, here’s what I discovered. You’ll have to make the decision on a panty size that covers your classy ass and is comfortable around your waist. Then you can measure the leg holes and determine how much crotch to cut out (Plz don’t tell people that I make crotch-less panties.)


Figure 1

Figure 1 shows how I determined how much crotch to remove. Jane’s legs measure 12” around the top. That translates to 2 x 6” plus room to wiggle a bit without binding. So, I had to remove 4” total from the crotch area, which was most of it. I have marked a black dotted line showing where the seam would be. Because the front is not as wide as the back, I stretched the front out while I seamed it to the back. Make sure you tack the start/stop of your seam so it won’t undo.

Figure 2

Figure 2

Figure 2 shows the dotted line and the front and back pinned together accordingly. There was plenty of stretch in these panties to make the seam work. It ruches up the back and gives more room for the bottomous. If the fabric was not stretchy, I would have run some gathers on the back edge so it would easily fit the smaller front piece. Obviously, any panty with a cotton insert over the crotch area is going to lose that asset. I haven’t found an appealing way to add it back into the design. The stitching usually ruins the look of the panty.

Have fun, and good luck. Let me know how wearing panties impacts your life. Keep smiling and fashion on!